Introducing...Beyonce!

After much complaining and whining and lollygagging, I finally got my new car. I know, I know, it's a drastic departure from The Golden Nugget, but hey, I felt like I should live a little on the wild side. I've already started to customize it, what with the blind spot mirrors and clear carpet pads I purchased at Auto Zone on my way to work.

Watch out, Xzibit.